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ye networke jadid be bazar amad. baray ozviat bayad 5ta salavat befresti va in sms ro baraye 5 nafar ersal koni, agar faghar 10ta zir mahmye dashte bashi kili giret miadm, dir nashe ha......... Akharin khabar az un donya: pole serat ro bardashtan va be jash dor bargardun gozashtan!...... سه شنبه هفته پيش بعد از اعلام خبر خوش آقاي رئيس جمهور و قرارگرفتن ايران در زمره هشت كشور صاحب فناوري انرژي هسته اي، باران SMSهاي بروبچ شروع به باريدن گرفت. امروز به طور ويژه اين ستون را اختصاص مي...... ALBARADEHI tu estakhr zire abi mire, vaghti miyad bala mige: kashikare ajab nafasi dashte!...... Hogo chavez be kandoliza rays sms mizaneo tush minvise: Elahi mushe koor bokhoratet! Kandoliza miporse chera mushe koor? chavez ham dar javab minvise: vase in ke nafahme che ashghali ro mikhore!...... Ghazanfar mire noonvaei. Shater mige az inja be bad noon nemirese, vaynastid. Ghazanfar mige: yekhorde jamtar vastid be manam berese....... Leylun mire kallepazi, forushande mige cheshm bezaram? Leylun mige: Ha, pas sabr vakon man varam ghayem vasham....... 5 ta bararehi ghayem mushak bazi mikardan, 10 sale ke az 4 tashun khabari nist!...... Az kiyanush miporsan baraye chi hamishe akse saharnaz ro hamrahe khodet dari? Kiyanush mige: vase inke in aks dar moshkelat komakam mikone! migan chetori?! mige: har vaght be Moshleki tu zendegim bar mikhoram, be in aks negah mikonam ta yadam...... Khalibandi dasht khali mibast goft: "agha ma sale 52 ba 2 nafar davamoon shod... sale 52 do nafar kheili booda!...... Keyvoon mire stadiom va mige Ajibe! Migan chi ajibe?! Mige 100000 tamashagar, 22 ta bazikon, 3ta davar, 2ta morabi! Migan Khob in chish ajibe?! Mige gonjishke hamaro vel kardem kharab kari karde ru sare man....... Gonjishke ba motor tasadof mikoneo bihush mishe. motoriye mibare mizaretesh tu ghafas. Gonjishke be hush miyad, cheshmesh miofte be mileha! mizane tu saresho mige: vay motoriye mord!...... be keyvoon migan chera siyah pushidi?mige booam morde bid.migan pas chera pare purast? mige akhe khoda biyamorz nemizasht khakesh vakonim....... Soal: miduni tu barare chand nafar lazeme case dushidane gav?Javab: 20 nafar!1 nafar baraye negah dashtane gav va 19 nafar varaye bala pain kardane khode gav!...... Kianoosh mikhaste vase ruznamash fingilish dar biare mire soraghe salarkhan o azash miporse: shoma age sardetun beshe chikar mikonid?salarkhan mige: varam nazdike bokhari Kianoosh mige: salarjun age kheili sardetun beshe chikar mikonid?Salarkhan mige: khob vachasbam be bokhariKianoosh mige: khob hala...... Shir farhad pas az 2 sal ye pazzel ro takmil va tamamesh mikone.Leylun behesh mige: fekr nemikoni kheili tool keshid?!Shir farhad mige: Na, roo jabash neveshte bid 7 ta 9 sal....... Kiyanoosh 100 toman mindaze tu sandogh sadagaht, 2 ghadam un taraf tar ye mashin behesh mizaneo mimire.tu un donya mige: baba man ke sadaghe abdakhtam oas chera mordam??yeki az fereshteha behesh mige: poolet gushe nadashte bid jigar!...... Ye ruz SADEGH GHOFRANI 100000 ta salavat nazr mikone. nazresh ke baravorde mishe, pa mishe mire stadium azadi va dad mizane: baraye salamatiye khodetun salavat....... vasiyatnameye BENLADEN ro peyda mikonan, mibinan khetab be khanevvadeash neveshte:Man namaz ghazaa ke nadaram faghat bejam 40 sal VOZOO begirid....... ye kachale mire tu salmuni, hame mizanan zire khande.kachale mige: va! chiye mage? khob umadam aab bokhoram....... HAKHA zang mizane 110 va mige: agha pedale tormoz, kelaj, gaz, dande va farmuno dozdidan!police mige: shoma hakha hastid?mige: are!police mige: pasho boro jolo beshon!...... SHERLUK HOLMZ va dasyaresh doctor VATSON rafte budand gardesh. shab ke mishe chador mizanano tush mokhaban.nimehaye shab holmz az khab bidar misheo vaston ro ham bidar mikone va behesh mige:bala ro negah kon va bego chi mibini?vatson mige: milon ha...... Be HAKHA migan alamte @ ro bekhun.mige: ey doret begardam!...... madare HAKHA ruze tavalode pesaresah barash ye sms mizaneo minivise:"pesare ghande asalam salam, khahesh mikonam be elate shoyue vaba, dige ba aftabe ab nakhor."...... HAKHA raise fedrasione shatranj mishe, belafasele 2ta ghanune jadid vaz mikone o mige az in be bad:1- asb nemirune fil ro bizane.2- khar ham baziye!...... 3 ta moosh dashtan vase hamdige efe miumadan.avali mige: man har shab vase khande miram panire chanta az in tale taro mikhoram o tahaka ham gir nayoftadam.2vomi mige: man har vaght mikham ex beterekunam koli tush marge moosh tilit mikonam...... جمعه اين هفته از آن جمعه هاي «اسمش را هم نياور» است!دوباره كنكور و يك تريلي استرس و حاشيه و دغدغه و بي خوابي و خرزدن و سيرشدن از زندگي و دابس دابس و فال حافظ و استخاره و اسپند...... Migan Hakha mimire,shabe avale ghabresh 62ta fereshte miyan soraghesh.2tashun soal mikardan, 60tashun halish mikardan....... 2ta divune miresand beham. avali mige: miduni farghe kalagh chiye?dovomi ham mige: khob malume, in pash az un pash mosavitare!...... Migan hakha gharar bude jeloye durbin ye sokhanraniye mazhabi bokone ta nagan taraf bisavade!!hakha ham kolli be khodesh feshar miyareo mige: tosiye mikonam be hehgame nushidane aab, 3 besmelaah beguid. zira dar har livan aab, 3 jen vojud darad; 2...... yasaman gol banu, khodesho mizane be kucheye ali chap, gom mishe!...... Yaroo az tabagheye 100 ye sakhtemun miofte paein, be tabagheye 50 ke mirese ba khodesh mige: khoda ro shokr, ta inja ke be kheir gozasht....... Ye bandekhodayi zanesh gom mishe, mire be kalantari etela mide. afsare behesh mige khob moshakhasate khanumetun chiye? yaroo mige yani chi? moshakhasat chichiye?! afsare mige bebin masalan khanume man ghadesh bolande, mohash boore, cheshmesh abiye, yaroo mige aha khoobe, hamino...... ye bande khodaei mikh mire tu dastesh, mikh ro darmiyare mibine dareh khoon miyad, dobare mizare sare jash....... be ghazanfar migan dokhtareto be ki shohar dadi? mige gharibe nist, damademoone!...... Ye mikh mire jashnvareye teatre fajr, vighti barmigarde pich shode bude....... |
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